Monday, April 18, 2011

Bad news

The science staff's been experiencing some serious computer issues, and we haven't been able to compile the report. That's part of why I haven't posted the Expedition footage analysis or after-action report yet.

But, we may have more serious issues. The Slender Man himself has been sighted on the base, by your's truly.

I was moved from the bed in my quarters last night, and relocated to the cafeteria. No witnesses, but it was noticeable by the base staff after the fact, and I haven't been able to recall anything from the last two days.

Bottom line, the SMD is relocating. Forgetting about the missing expedition members for right now. No time to worry about them.

Will report status after relocation. Scott, you're coming with us. Any SMD personnel reading this blog, be advised, we're leaving with all assets and personnel on-base by tomorrow. No exceptions. If we can't take it with us on the first trip, we're coming back for it. Everything we've got is too valuable.



  1. Best of luck, gentlemen.

    Don't die.

  2. hehehehehe i tooooold you it was a bad idea. c:

  3. Ahhh, but you have forgotten, Cynthia. We're the Paranormal Termination Consortium. We do what we must, because we can. For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.

    You do realize though, that there's no sense crying over every mistake, and that we just keep on trying 'till we run out of cake. This way, the science gets done, and we make a neat gun, for the people who are still alive.

  4. Scott, i must ask is that just a portal reference or do you know BEN?

  5. Tread safely, and hopefully you'll all be back in action soon. Not meaning to sound gloomy, but that's only if he doesn't get you first, though you probably know that better then I do...

    -The Liesmith

  6. Good luck.

    I look forward to your analysis of the footage.