So, Specter was on the line with Central Command, wanting another new Field Commander, but the last two we got either went nuts, or went missing. Central Command can't free up anyone else until they get some new blood in for reassignment to the SMD. As Specter brilliantly put it, this was 'a problem', and needed to be rectified. So Central Command decided to promote a dude.
Guess who got the job?
-B2, FUCKING FIELD COMMANDER OF THE PTC SLENDER MAN DIVISION