Saturday, November 20, 2010

Misunderstandings, and driving a point home

Specter here.

It seems that Nightcrawler's previous actions are still rubbing the victims of this 'Slender Man' the wrong way. Some of you seem to be under the impression that he is going to continue to target 'runners.' Now, I'm his boss, and we've spoken at length about this - Nightcrawler is not to target the Runners any further. The Tulpa Effect theory is something that has been investigated extensively, and we're not even sure if this is the case.

Nightcrawler has officially been ordered to coordinate with and support you people, not engage. Those of you who are still distrustful of Nightcrawler and his remaining teams, I can't blame you. I also cannot personally take charge of the operation to ensure your trust because my hands are full dealing with a far more important concern. Rest assured, we're as much on your side as we possibly can be.

Anyways, to reiterate, Nightcrawler has been ordered to stop being a, quote-unquote, 'team-killing fucktard.' Whether or not he'll be able to restrain himself is another matter. If he continues to be a problem, Basroil Squad has been given full clearance to terminate him and Basroil One will be taking charge of the operation.

Oh, and Basroil? Those laser carbines you guys wanted lined up are almost ready. Hope they help. This is your last requisition order that we will be filling until we see results on your end.

Now, once again, I will ask you all to stop bothering me. Solve this problem yourselves, or die. One way or the other, we can't afford to send you any reinforcements, replacement scientists, or extra money. You're on your own until this job is done. To compensate for this, I am expecting you to coordinate and assist irregulars that have some experience with the Slender Man. So, those of you watching this blog? This is your time to shine. These are trained killers, so, point them at some of those 'husks' or 'Maskies', or whatever it is you people deal with.

Oh, and, no, they're not allowed to give you any of their lasers.

-Specter

7 comments:

  1. Best news I've heard all week.

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  2. This may prove interesting. Thank you very much.

    Also, I imagine you'd rather not give untrained people highly destructive and probably very expensive weapons, so no hard feelings about the lasers.

    Looking forward to working with you guys.

    Stay safe.

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  3. @Specter, you won't regret this. Mayhaps one of you gents can contact me more privately sometime? I'm trying to cook something up soon.

    zer0mbr@yahoo.com

    this is great news, really....

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  4. We're finally getting somewhere.

    Welcome to the family NC and Basroil.

    We'll get along great.

    -Jeff
    A Keeper

    PS: Any information on the Magnetic Distortion Device?
    Well if not me, tell Zero, or Nessa.

    @Zero:
    It's go time!

    @Maduin:
    How are the traps going?

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  5. Not that I need them to give me their lasers, I could buy them..

    I suppose if the team were to ask, I could possibly give any knowledge I know of this Man.. Depends on my mood.

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  6. Whoo-hoo! Finally some perfectly good news, well except that I'll not be getting a laser carbine, but I'll just have to suck it up, eh? Welcome to the team proper Nightcrawler and Barisol, and good luck with those other forces acting against you, though with any luck this announcement will put a proper end to it.

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  7. If i ask you to join me on the Solstice, and fight with me against him, will you come?

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