Thursday, February 17, 2011

And then there's THIS asshole

This guy's a poser. Honestly. But, he's got combat training, and encountered the Slender Man, plus we need some padding in the ranks to make up for recent losses to Revenants. Cleared it with Central Command, he's in.

Gonna have to kill his friend, but, eh.

-Specter

18 comments:

  1. Hey. I dunno whether or not to take offense to that remark.

    Also, fuck Theta One, he can rot in that gutter.

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  2. Somehow the addition of this man to your ranks makes me shudder. Seriously. Now he's going to rail gun those coke machines...

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  3. They have rail guns?

    This is the beginning of a long and wonderful friendship.

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  4. Why do I have a sudden sense of ominous dread?

    -Specter

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  5. so you guys are teaming up, huh? that sounds like a good idea. c:

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  6. Good Girl: We're not touching this proxy-troll crap with a ten foot pole. We kill people like you AT WORK.

    D5: Well, paperwork's already filed, so I can't run another dozen background checks and then say 'lol nvm', so I'm keeping an eye on you.

    I just hope another Nightcrawler isn't going to be too bad.

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  7. Because you're recruiting a man who has survival instinct yet somehow shot open a coke machine with an MP5. Now I imagine you arm your men better...

    Oh boy. I dread the first time he gets overcharged for gas.

    Also, Nightcrawler. At a convenient time and when your command approves it, I'd like to meet you. And this kind gentleman if he'd be up for it.

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  8. Hell, I get overcharged for gas all the time. I learned a long time ago you only open fire in a gas station if there's a major target gassing up there.

    Also, Spender, if you show me how to do a candygram with an MP5, I'm down for it.

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  9. proxy crap? i dunno what you're talking about. but it's nice to meet you too, i guess.

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  10. Little one these men are not our friends. They don't love our father. But they will learn his love soon enough.

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  11. Yeah, we've been learning it real well.

    Tell that to your...wait, one second, need to check our body count so far.

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  12. Uh, about thirty-seven Indoctrinated in the last...four months. Plus three Revenants.

    Yeah, your 'father' is kind of...y'know. Not doing too well with us.

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  13. He's on OUR side now?!

    Seriously, what the fuck NC?

    I'm all for new recruits but--

    Jesus, do you even think he can be /trusted/?

    ~Ava

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  14. It's cool brah, I just learned how much I'll be making here and if there's as many zeroes as I heard there are, we'll get along splendid.

    Tell your ma hi for me when you get a chance, willya?

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  15. good for you! i'm glad you got them all! c:

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  16. I'm going to write a slash-fic between Nightcrawler and Delta Five now. <3

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  17. Berea the sty

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    Bates.

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