OK, so, despite B2's two consecutive posts here, we were never hacked. B2's somehow posting here, despite us having changed the password and laid down anti-hacking countermeasures that were later improved. B2 is not with Basroil Squad as of this moment, as Basroil Squad is currently in our barracks. As a matter of fact, Basroil Squad just finished with a mission debriefing not twenty minutes ago.
A gunship wasn't ever even deployed before Basroil Squad kidnapped me. Or after, as a matter of fact. The authority to order the deployment of such assets usually rests with P.T.C. Central Command, so I can't go 'SHOOT DEM D00DZ' and wave a hand, and have an entire city block totally annihilated. We have several on hand here at the Slender Man Division, but only recently, after our reconstruction. We need to be sparing with them, and be careful to make sure they're not spotted whenever they're deployed. The P.T.C. is living in the age of cell phone cameras; Fuck-ups aren't tolerated.
We're not being hacked, and all of the information coming from B2 is disjointed, conflicting, and we have the same guy saying 'I didn't do anything, but I'm totally with guys that have been with me since Thanksgiving last year and haven't left my sight, even though my old boss (whom I'm stalking) says they're totally back at their main base of operations and not with me', and claiming 'TEH WALLZ R BRAKNG O NOEZ TEH WALLZ.'
No reports I have indicate that Nightcrawler even killed anyone on Thanksgiving. I certainly didn't post this.
In other words, my response to B2's recent actions can be summed up as such:
Needless to say, we're getting to the bottom of this. You know. Eventually.
Onto other things. Tom the Conduit has been more than helpful with recent tests, and has claimed to 'like our food.' Don't ask me. I have no idea why he likes the Marshmallow Surprise in the cafeteria. So far, so good. We might have some basic information on how the Slender Man moves quickly over long distances, and with this information, we may be able to contain him somehow.
On the subject of the blinders, we're dealing with a serious Black Box scenario, here. The science team can't honestly figure out how the last guy to build one got it to work. Nightcrawler described it as a powerful magnet running 24/7, but that's not really accurate. We've tried that. We haven't been able to figure out shit about how these things actually work. No Plans, No Prototype, No Backup indeed.
And, finally, onto the recent events surrounding Redlight and Reach.
Good show, Robert. Good show. If anyone seriously wants us to get rid of Redlight, say the word. Honestly, he seems to be a bit of an annoyance to you Irregulars, we're willing to help on that front.
And Redlight, if you're reading this, take warning. Nightcrawler's men have killed Revenants before. Any bodyguards you have with you will not protect you. Even before this, you were considered a target by P.T.C. personnel for your affiliation with our primary target.
We're keeping an eye on you now.